Turning a Maximum into a Minimum

They tell us we are not in a recession, but with gas prices quickly approaching *gasp* $4 a gallon, you can watch your fun money drive right out the door.

LanLizards understands. We know a lot of you are sitting at home because you can't go out because you are dirt poor. We have a solution to all your woes.

Side Note: We now open at 3pm on Fridays.

NEWS

April 29, 2008, 6:35 pm

Dragon

Boogity, Boogity, Boogity. Let's Go Racing!

Your favorite go-kart racing circuit, Mario Kart, is finally available, and we have it here at LanLizards. Just grab a Wii steering wheel, and you're ready to enjoy classic Mario racing circuits, as well as plenty of new ones, with your old friends Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Wario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Toad, Bowser and more. Pick up coins and Koopa shells along the way to increase your speed or blow your opponents off of the track.

TrackMania Nations Forever, for the PC, lets you drive at mind-blowing speeds on fun and spectacular tracks in solo and multiplayer modes. Nations Forever offers a new "Forever" version of the Stadium environment, a solid solo mode and 65 brand new, progressively difficult tracks.

TrackMania Nations Forever will unite an even larger number of players than the original Nations thanks to its engaging multiplayer modes, innovative online functions and revolutionary interactivity between players.

NEWS

April 14, 2008, 1:08 pm

Dragon

Anniversary Party Shirt Deadline

I've talked with the folks over at It's Tops (the folks that make our T-shirts) and we are extending the t-shirt deadline for the Anniversary lock-in through this weekend (April 20th). However I would not wait very long to pay for your seat for this big event. Lock-ins sell out very fast here, and you don't want to be the only one who couldn't get a seat.

So stop in and purchase your seat so you can help celebrate 6 horribly long yet glorious years here at LanLizards. Huzzah!

NEWS

April 10, 2008, 3:11 pm

Dragon

Guard Event Pics and Videos Posted

I hope everyone had fun at the free National Guard event yesterday. I know I am pretty beat from being on my feet for over 15 hours yesterday, but it was totally worth it.

I've posted some pictures and videos of the event on our pictures page. Be sure to check 'em out. I apologize for the shaky cam. That's about as good as it gets with me behind the little camera.

Click here to see the media from
the National Guard Open House

UPDATE: Holy Crap! They linked to the fox news story on Blues News! Check out the "etc." section at the end of the April 10th news.

NEWS

April 7, 2008, 12:29 pm

Dragon

Spring Break Schedule

What are you going to do on Spring Break? Go to Florida?... Cancun?... Disney World? BORING! Spend Spring Break at LanLizards and have a great time. Plus we'll do our best to protect your tender flesh from the harmful rays of the sun. That way you'll be able to poke fun at all the tan people when you go back to school.

We are open early through the entire break. Who loves ya baby!

• Hours: Noon to Midnight
• Price: $5 an hour, every 3rd hour is free!
• Daily Max: Once you hit $20 in PC time we stop charging. If you start after 5pm, the max drops to $15.

AND remember you can play for Free thanks to the National Guard on Wednesday (click here for details)

NEWS

April 2, 2008, 3:27 am

Dragon

Anniversary Party Reservations Available!

6 Years! It seems impossible that we have lasted so long, but apparently we have. As is our tradition, each year we celebrate the event by hosting a 12 hour party.

This year's party will be Friday night, April 25th. The party starts at midnight and runs for 12 hours until noon on Saturday.

You must pay for your seats in advance in order to hold your place. These events sell out VERY fast. Do no wait to buy your ticket, or you will suffer the horrors and humiliation of failure. Sounds harsh? Don't say I didn't warn you.

Click here for more info on the
LanLizards 6 Year Anniversary Party

NEWS

April 1, 2008, 11:38 pm

Dragon

All Fools Day

It's that time of year again, All Fools day. Normally this day is pretty painful, but I think we can get through it in stride.

SO if we can avoid being too cruel, we can enjoy a few jokes. Oh, and remember that funny LanLizards page from last year?

Click here to see the All Fools Day Page
Here at LanLizards.com From Last Year.

NEWS

March 27, 2008, 6:09 pm

Dragon

Free Pizza, Free Pop, Free Gaming!

LanLizards along with the Army National Guard will be hosting an Open House event at LanLizards Cybercafe on Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 from 10am until 10pm. Attendees will be able to surf the web, play games, eat free pizza and talk with Army National Guard recruiters about how the Army National Guard can benefit them.

Click here for more info
on this FREE event.

NEWS

March 23, 2008, 2:41 pm

Dragon

Closed Easter

Hey, we're closed on Easter.

NEWS

March 18, 2008, 10:17 pm

Dragon

Open Early This Week

I hear tell that some of the schools are getting half-days off this week. What can we do with all that free time? Deep sea fishing? Spelunking? Write a book report? Finger paint?

HECK NO!

Let's all go to LanLizards for some super fun with computer games, surfing the web, and playing on the 360's and the Wii! All of America's greatest pass-times in all one place. W00t!

Now normally we open at noon only on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays; but this week we will open at noon on Wednesday and Thursday too. Normally on a 12 hour day once you hit $20 in time, we just stop charging; but this Wednesday and Thursday the max is gonna stop at only $15. That's potentially 12 hours of sweet sweet gaming for a measly 15 bucks. Sha-wing!

The Details

• Dates: Wednesday & Thursday (March 18th and 19th)
• Open: The crack of Noon
• Close: Midnight
• Price: $5 an hour, every 3rd hour free!
• Max: Only $15 Baby!

AND remember, we open at noon on Friday too.

NEWS

March 13, 2008, 8:10 pm

Dragon

Wii Want to Play!

I know what you are thinking, "How can LanLizards offer Super Mario Bros. Brawl without a Wii?" Well, the trick is...
LANLIZARDS HAS A WII!

OK, now that you have picked yourself off the floor, get in here to play some Brawl or Wii Sports on the LanLizards' Wii.

The Wii will be treated slightly differently at LanLizards. Unlike the other stations, if someone wants to sit down and play with you, you must let them. Because, what fun is it really to play with yourself? (Don't answer that)

NEWS

March 6, 2008, 12:08 am

Dragon

The Only News is Headline News

D is not what we call a "reader". So when he picks up the paper, he gets his news by just reading the headlines.

Who needs content when you have an imagination.

Check out the latest M&D'
READ BETWEEN THE HEADLINES